Mr Wardrop, who works as a bar manager at the club, said: "I've had to buy her two footballs. She can't swallow those."
Not so sure about that.
"She loved fitting them in her mouth. She would bring them to me and I'd have a laugh.
Again, I'm disappointed about british humour. A dog bringing a golf ball is funnY?
"I had no idea she was wolfing them down as well."
"The vets didn't even have to do an X-ray because they could hear the balls and feel them rattling around.
*imagines a vet shaking a german sheperd to hear the balls rattling*
-I can't remember the last time I saw a cat swallowing golf balls
Nor can I. Well, my tomcat died last month, so not him, but anyway...
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
(Terry Pratchett)