Community Messageboard 3: you forgot "slave" by mierin sedai

you forgot "slave" mierin sedai - 23/04/2004 09:02:22 AM

1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynaecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organiser

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly

45. love shopping

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

and chocolate.

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:

* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Shag him

2. Leave him in peace

Magnus Alexander corpore parvus erat
Dissenting voice of wotmania
Frightfully stubborn pacifist

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent

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It's not difficult. To make a woman happy a man only needs to be : snoopster - 23/04/2004 08:01:39 AM 291 Views

I'm all those except one. Martin - 23/04/2004 08:04:04 AM 55 Views

Really? snoopster - 23/04/2004 08:05:07 AM 32 Views

But does that count? Martin - 23/04/2004 08:21:07 AM 14 Views

I'm sure it does

snoopster - 23/04/2004 08:22:58 AM 13 Views

yep, that sounds about right

*NM* patternweaver - 23/04/2004 08:10:22 AM 5 Views

Sounds like you are getting the better end of the deal,my dear fiancée snoopster - 23/04/2004 08:14:15 AM 22 Views

and then the strange thing is........ wads - 23/04/2004 08:13:45 AM 52 Views

It's implied by "Leave him in peace" snoopster - 23/04/2004 08:17:51 AM 19 Views

yes, but.... wads - 23/04/2004 08:23:28 AM 18 Views

Maby snoopster - 23/04/2004 09:54:35 AM 12 Views

*nods wisely* How true, my friend. How true. TheMonkeyThatCried - 23/04/2004 08:23:14 AM 13 Views

you forgot "slave" mierin sedai - 23/04/2004 09:02:22 AM 24 Views

True, that should be added snoopster - 23/04/2004 09:55:53 AM 11 Views

God I hope my wife doesn't see this list! Tigr - 23/04/2004 09:14:19 AM 22 Views

*emails the list to Tigr's wife* snoopster - 23/04/2004 09:55:14 AM 15 Views

That's just mean. Tigr - 23/04/2004 09:57:10 AM 13 Views

Yup, isn't it just? snoopster - 23/04/2004 10:11:59 AM 9 Views

How is this humourous? It's depressing..... Balwer - 23/04/2004 09:56:53 AM 29 Views

Re: How is this humourous? It's depressing..... AlannaDawn - 23/04/2004 02:34:13 PM 17 Views

ROFL, it's true.

*NM* Warlord - 23/04/2004 09:58:10 AM 5 Views

I think you forgot... Krassos - 23/04/2004 10:09:33 AM 16 Views

No snoopster - 23/04/2004 10:12:54 AM 15 Views

I have issues with the following Gena Sedai - 23/04/2004 11:39:01 AM 44 Views

Bah! snoopster - 23/04/2004 11:57:25 AM 21 Views

*NM* Gena Sedai - 25/04/2004 11:55:33 AM 3 Views

AGREED! Well said Gena! jordanite - 23/04/2004 01:04:09 PM 15 Views

thank you *NM* Gena Sedai - 25/04/2004 11:55:48 AM 3 Views

I do generally well... however... jh - 23/04/2004 12:21:18 PM 14 Views

Talk about hitting a nail on the head! *NM* Green Gaidin - 23/04/2004 02:54:13 PM 3 Views

Heh Two Wongs - 24/04/2004 06:52:04 AM 8 Views

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