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It's not difficult. To make a woman happy a man only needs to be : snoopster - 23/04/2004 08:01:39 AM

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1. Shag him
2. Leave him in peace

John Maynard Keynes Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone

Patternweaver's fiancé
Denice
KRO
*bowtieless*

Guinness! Evolution!

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It's not difficult. To make a woman happy a man only needs to be : snoopster - 23/04/2004 08:01:39 AM 291 Views

I'm all those except one. Martin - 23/04/2004 08:04:04 AM 55 Views

Really? snoopster - 23/04/2004 08:05:07 AM 32 Views

But does that count? Martin - 23/04/2004 08:21:07 AM 14 Views

I'm sure it does

snoopster - 23/04/2004 08:22:58 AM 13 Views

yep, that sounds about right

*NM* patternweaver - 23/04/2004 08:10:22 AM 5 Views

Sounds like you are getting the better end of the deal,my dear fiancée snoopster - 23/04/2004 08:14:15 AM 22 Views

and then the strange thing is........ wads - 23/04/2004 08:13:45 AM 52 Views

It's implied by "Leave him in peace" snoopster - 23/04/2004 08:17:51 AM 19 Views

yes, but.... wads - 23/04/2004 08:23:28 AM 18 Views

Maby snoopster - 23/04/2004 09:54:35 AM 12 Views

*nods wisely* How true, my friend. How true. TheMonkeyThatCried - 23/04/2004 08:23:14 AM 13 Views

you forgot "slave" mierin sedai - 23/04/2004 09:02:22 AM 24 Views

True, that should be added snoopster - 23/04/2004 09:55:53 AM 11 Views

God I hope my wife doesn't see this list! Tigr - 23/04/2004 09:14:19 AM 22 Views

*emails the list to Tigr's wife* snoopster - 23/04/2004 09:55:14 AM 15 Views

That's just mean. Tigr - 23/04/2004 09:57:10 AM 13 Views

Yup, isn't it just? snoopster - 23/04/2004 10:11:59 AM 9 Views

How is this humourous? It's depressing..... Balwer - 23/04/2004 09:56:53 AM 29 Views

Re: How is this humourous? It's depressing..... AlannaDawn - 23/04/2004 02:34:13 PM 17 Views

ROFL, it's true.

*NM* Warlord - 23/04/2004 09:58:10 AM 5 Views

I think you forgot... Krassos - 23/04/2004 10:09:33 AM 16 Views

No snoopster - 23/04/2004 10:12:54 AM 15 Views

I have issues with the following Gena Sedai - 23/04/2004 11:39:01 AM 44 Views

Bah! snoopster - 23/04/2004 11:57:25 AM 21 Views

*NM* Gena Sedai - 25/04/2004 11:55:33 AM 3 Views

AGREED! Well said Gena! jordanite - 23/04/2004 01:04:09 PM 15 Views

thank you *NM* Gena Sedai - 25/04/2004 11:55:48 AM 3 Views

I do generally well... however... jh - 23/04/2004 12:21:18 PM 14 Views

Talk about hitting a nail on the head! *NM* Green Gaidin - 23/04/2004 02:54:13 PM 3 Views

Heh Two Wongs - 24/04/2004 06:52:04 AM 8 Views

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