1. What’s the capital of Oslo?

uh, Cambodia??

2. How many legs on a snake?

All of them!

3. How do you roll a drunk down a mountain?

Tell him there is more to drink at the bottom

4. Who lights the sun?

That guy with the big lighter

5. Who is the true lord?

The True Lord is the True one

6. Do you eat animal testicles?

Not that I am aware of, I stay away from Mt. Oysters

7. Do you like banana split?

Yup

8. Have you read a book?

Cannot read

9. Have you got a TV?

nope

10. Do you have access to a computer?

Not sure

11. Am I holy if I can walk on H2O?

You would be holy if you had holes in you

12. Would you like to date a fish?

Sounds like my ex-girlfriend (thats why she is the ex-girlfriend)

13. How many spelling Faults can you find in this survey?

14. How many grammatical errors?

15. Do you have high morals?

Only when my morales get hold of some wacky tabacky

16. When will the Martians land?

What makes you think they are not already here??

17. How do get a drunk up on a mountain?

by car

18. What is moral?

look it up in the dictionary

19. Why is life unfair to you?

Other people live in my life

20. Why am I doing this?

Why ask why?

Another kind of question:

21. This might be stupid to ask but I have a vague memory you could post something on Wotmania a long time ago without having an account. Could you? And what could you post (was it comments on the quick poll or posts on the message board or something else if it was anything)?

Cannot remember

The stupid questions end for now.

Thank you