1. What’s the capital of Oslo?
O
2. How many legs on a snake?
10, but they're very well hidden.
3. How do you roll a drunk down a mountain?
Give him/her a good hard shove.
4. Who lights the sun?
snoopster.
5. Who is the true lord?
snoopster.
6. Do you eat animal testicles?
I ate bull testicles once.
7. Do you like banana split?
Occasionally.
8. Have you read a book?
No I eat books.
9. Have you got a TV?
Yup.
10. Do you have access to a computer?
Nope, I have never used a computer in my life.
11. Am I holy if I can walk on H2O?
No, just very, very, very light.
12. Would you like to date a fish?
Nah, to slimy.
13. How many spelling Faults can you find in this survey?
I can't be bothered to find out.
14. How many grammatical errors?
See above.
15. Do you have high morals?
On some things.
16. When will the Martians land?
July 24th, I have it on good authority.
17. How do get a drunk up on a mountain?
Build a bar at the top.
18. What is moral?
It's a type of mollusc.
19. Why is life unfair to you?
Because life is a bitch.
20. Why am I doing this?
The voices told you to.
Another kind of question:

21. This might be stupid to ask but I have a vague memory you could post something on Wotmania a long time ago without having an account. Could you? And what could you post (was it comments on the quick poll or posts on the message board or something else if it was anything)?
I believe so yes.
The stupid questions end for now.
Phew!!
Thank you
NP.