1. What’s the capital of Oslo?
O
2. How many legs on a snake?
Depends how many people are lying on the snake
3. How do you roll a drunk down a mountain?
Mug him while driving downhill
4. Who lights the sun?
I do, worship me!
5. Who is the true lord?
Lord Snivelish Itchyfoot
6. Do you eat animal testicles?
Only in the privacy of my SUV
7. Do you like banana split?
Only in the privacy of my hatchback
8. Have you read a book?
Si
9. Have you got a TV?
Da
10. Do you have access to a computer?
10-4
11. Am I holy if I can walk on H2O?
No just underweight
12. Would you like to date a fish?
Depends what type of fish
13. How many spelling Faults can you find in this survey?
Do I look like an English professor?
14. How many grammatical errors?
countless
15. Do you have high morals?
no they are grounded
16. When will the Martians land?
they haven't already?
17. How do get a drunk up on a mountain?
show him porn
18. What is moral?
a slow eel
19. Why is life unfair to you?
I only get to light the sun for half the Earth at a time
20. Why am I doing this?
I have no life
Another kind of question:
rhetorical?
21. This might be stupid to ask but I have a vague memory you could post something on Wotmania a long time ago without having an account. Could you? And what could you post (was it comments on the quick poll or posts on the message board or something else if it was anything)?
<insert confused look here>
The stupid questions end for now.

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