yeah, but you didn't use the beltsander on him.. or the curling iron, or the bamboo seedlings, or the box of weasels, or the eggs, the wicker, the starving rats, or electrode pain-induction system...
... I generously decided to leave some of the fun to you. Very inventive, BTW.
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.
(Terry Pratchett)