I was drunk and decided to give her my number to give me a call. She sounds uber cute and pretty, and we had a decent chat for about an hour.
On the bad side, I am drunk and incoherent and worst of all, lisping! Alcohol is bad for that.
But still, I bet you are all so totally jealous. I actually spoke to Gloria! My first ever Wotmania person speaking to (and probably only). I know Wads and Snoopster are jealous, if anything because of my un-pasty skin tone. It's all thanks to Wads's skin cream, my friends are like so totally jealous, those pasty ho's. So I've been thinking since his name isn't capitalized, what exactly is he wads of? Eeeeewww, hopefully nothing sexual, cause it might make me ill. Maybe it's just wads of spam, cause that wouldn't be too bad. Bad, yes, but tnot too bad.
why would I be jealous? Even if I was pasty I could just use the same skin cream btw, you still owe me points for the last batch
wads of what? oh dear *sighs*
I look forward to your lisping account of your hangover though
wads
Onwards the Aussie Spam Invasion!
TwoWongs rocks my world
campaiging for vitamin S
Quai Master is my muffin