I was drunk and decided to give her my number to give me a call. She sounds uber cute and pretty, and we had a decent chat for about an hour.

On the bad side, I am drunk and incoherent and worst of all, lisping! Alcohol is bad for that.

But still, I bet you are all so totally jealous. I actually spoke to Gloria! My first ever Wotmania person speaking to (and probably only). I know Wads and Snoopster are jealous, if anything because of my un-pasty skin tone. It's all thanks to Wads's skin cream, my friends are like so totally jealous, those pasty ho's. So I've been thinking since his name isn't capitalized, what exactly is he wads of? Eeeeewww, hopefully nothing sexual, cause it might make me ill. Maybe it's just wads of spam, cause that wouldn't be too bad. Bad, yes, but tnot too bad.

Oh yes, and for you loser ho's I don't get hangovers so rot in hell. I hope everyone had a good evening, except those I don't like, and your's I hoped was even suckier than it undoubtably usually is (I'm full of shit, as Glo told me! ) Rifht, so she is very cute sounding and looking, for those so inept they haven't clicked onto her profile, and all should bow before my luckiness. Course, she also got to talk to a Canadian, and what's better. Note, that is not a question, you British poms with your sarcastic comments.

Right, so what should I talk about? firstly, my superiorness, but we all should be aware of that by now, so it's really just not worth pointing out. Wait, I just did. Harhar, suck it fools. Not spam though, cause it is gross miscleneous meats, but me. Oh, and did I mention Gloria sounds very cute? Yes? Well doofus, that's because it warrents multiple repitions.

So, like my previous post which was broing and I wanred you about, this one is also boring. but ha ha the warning comes at the end, so I laugh at you who have read the whole thing for some reason even though I don't like you so why are you even in here reading this.... Course, those of you who did read this and laughed at Snoopster's skin tone which we need sunglasses for, and the liver transplant we need for wads, then you are cool and recieve my stamp of approval. And really, it is all that you need.

No, honestly, turds. Glo says I am the sexiest Canadian, and for all you American guys out there, it means you don't have a chance. Because as Canadian I beat your ass anyways, and drunk no less. And drunk and lisping and not making a whole lot of sense. I'd alugh at you but peopel would think I am mean.. ah what the hell. Sucka's. I bet you didn't speak to Gloria.

So, to close, kudos to Syn and Trig and Company who have got to speak to Glo's nearly-as-amazing-presence as myself, for thou art truly blessed among mortals.



On an island where no one lives,
We build a treehouse together.
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