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I can't think of any conversation killers just now, but... Catriona Sedai - 21/04/2004 10:21:46 PM

This one, uttered by myself a couple years back, was decided upon as a good mood breaker. Say your date's getting too lovey-dovey, just bust out and say in the middle of an attempted cuddle: "Hmm... my belly button itches." Then proceed to scratch it, I suppose.

If anyone tries this, tell me how it went.


Catriona, Countess of Options
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Conversation Killers The Voice of Lews Therin - 21/04/2004 08:59:27 PM 312 Views
Those look so real, may I give them a squeeze? *NM* Krassos - 21/04/2004 09:01:14 PM 4 Views
I imagine that would lead to some rather heated conversations. *NM* Aemon - 21/04/2004 09:36:38 PM 3 Views
Or a slap in the face. *NM* Krassos - 21/04/2004 11:49:02 PM 2 Views
LOL. The Hitler one is great. Alfheim - 21/04/2004 09:03:49 PM 42 Views
that first one has to be the worst. ever. *NM* Nephtis - 21/04/2004 09:04:45 PM 2 Views
Hmm Messy - 21/04/2004 09:24:01 PM 86 Views
My roomate is the same way... *NM* aerocontrols - 21/04/2004 10:04:02 PM 3 Views
It's an Indian thing Messy - 22/04/2004 12:41:27 AM 34 Views
He just doesn't like missionaries as near as I can tell. aerocontrols - 22/04/2004 12:42:44 AM 20 Views
Same as me Messy - 22/04/2004 12:57:52 AM 18 Views
I once killed a man... Manusho - 21/04/2004 09:27:08 PM 47 Views
Well the doctor told me to just keep using that topical cream..... *NM* Mr Nothing - 21/04/2004 10:01:58 PM 2 Views
I can't think of any conversation killers just now, but... Catriona Sedai - 21/04/2004 10:21:46 PM 34 Views
usually anything that I say wads - 21/04/2004 11:16:19 PM 43 Views
That would be helpful advice... The Voice of Lews Therin - 22/04/2004 11:51:50 AM 9 Views
Anything involving eating roadkill *NM* the kumquat warrior - 21/04/2004 11:46:17 PM 3 Views
I remember an MTV dating show..... CalmB4theStorm - 21/04/2004 11:53:34 PM 37 Views
I didn't know you could do that to a horse *NM* *NM* millsforester - 22/04/2004 12:18:34 AM 3 Views
You did what to whom for how many doggie biscuts?? *NM* *NM* millsforester - 22/04/2004 12:19:36 AM 2 Views
my girlfriend only craps once a week *NM* i am reborn - 22/04/2004 12:30:28 AM 5 Views
That's not bad *NM* The Voice of Lews Therin - 22/04/2004 11:52:21 AM 3 Views
i dont know *warning, poo facts inside* i am reborn - 22/04/2004 01:10:23 PM 13 Views
No, I meant the statement wasn't bad as a conversation killer *NM* The Voice of Lews Therin - 23/04/2004 03:49:43 PM 3 Views
oh, i am reborn - 23/04/2004 03:56:29 PM 7 Views
Let's see... Dylanfanatic - 22/04/2004 12:52:08 AM 34 Views
Anything about masterbation taint - 22/04/2004 01:23:36 AM 25 Views
"You know I like you, right?" CNRedDragon - 22/04/2004 01:31:03 AM 29 Views
"I did Parasitology last term. Wanna know about tapeworms?" *NM* Katja - 22/04/2004 04:58:04 AM 3 Views
My boyfriend actually said that once Not to me, fortunately.... *NM* Morgawse_Sedai - 22/04/2004 08:25:06 AM 8 Views
For some reason, I keep reading that as "ot to me, unfortunately...." *NM* snoopster - 22/04/2004 11:27:37 AM 3 Views
Yeah, but that's just your sick and twisted mind Morgawse_Sedai - 22/04/2004 12:50:45 PM 9 Views
Yes, that does explain that, thanks snoopster - 23/04/2004 04:26:27 AM 6 Views
Hehe Morgawse_Sedai - 23/04/2004 04:34:54 AM 5 Views
I kept doing it all xmas. I was bored... *NM* Katja - 23/04/2004 05:45:44 PM 3 Views
To extend your first one snoopster - 22/04/2004 04:59:21 AM 28 Views
Wow...I'm learning so much about sheep *NM* The Voice of Lews Therin - 22/04/2004 11:53:49 AM 3 Views
Remind me, is it Green discharge for chlamydia? *NM* majander - 22/04/2004 05:30:37 AM 3 Views
That's a great one *NM* The Voice of Lews Therin - 22/04/2004 11:52:59 AM 3 Views
Why thank you *NM* majander - 22/04/2004 12:00:04 PM 2 Views
"I have a rash..." *NM* Alexia - 22/04/2004 06:14:41 AM 2 Views
So is your mum still as hot as ever? *NM* majander - 22/04/2004 07:02:58 AM 3 Views
Conversation around me never stops. Nebhead - 22/04/2004 08:00:33 AM 17 Views
An example of what wads was talking about... Eldered - 22/04/2004 10:36:05 AM 21 Views
*warning: offensive* Druegan - 22/04/2004 10:42:40 AM 33 Views
I said the first one to my roommate in college all the time The Voice of Lews Therin - 22/04/2004 11:55:23 AM 12 Views
my thesis topic. *NM* Gena Sedai - 22/04/2004 11:14:40 AM 6 Views
Perhaps, but only due to its obscurity The Voice of Lews Therin - 22/04/2004 11:46:43 AM 13 Views
by the by Gena Sedai - 22/04/2004 05:51:28 PM 10 Views
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