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Hmm...he sneaks in? I thought my blood sacrifices called him openly The Voice of Lews Therin - 21/04/2004 09:07:50 PM

I didn't think he was sneaking into my life at all. When I slit the virgin's throat with the jewelled knife of Belphegor and blood spills over the profaned hosts and Bible and I chant "Credo in unum Satanam omnipotentem, creator tenebrarum et doloris..." in the center of a pentagram traced in mercury at midnight with severed goat's heads at the points of the star while dressed in black and with 666 written in ancient Greek lettering on my forehead, I was actually hoping my Dark Lord would materialize in front of me.

I think she might not have been a virgin. I'm going to have to drop down a couple of years, from 12-year-olds to 10-year-olds. It just goes to show you that we need to protect our children better. After all, I don't want to have to go down to year-olds. That would almost sound like baby sacrifices, and then I'd be worshipping Moloch, not Satan. That would suck. Moloch doesn't do anything for his worshippers...


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10 ways SATAN sneaks into your life Evangeline - 21/04/2004 11:48:54 AM 507 Views
I dated Satan once... Manusho - 21/04/2004 11:54:30 AM 79 Views
Damn transvestite demons *NM* Holy Hand Grenade - 21/04/2004 11:56:36 AM 7 Views
I hope you are joking. Evangeline - 21/04/2004 11:57:30 AM 66 Views
I would think he would almost HAVE to be Holy Hand Grenade - 21/04/2004 11:59:49 AM 44 Views
Nope, true story. Manusho - 21/04/2004 12:00:01 PM 55 Views
GET THEE BEHIND ME! *NM* Evangeline - 21/04/2004 12:01:23 PM 11 Views
I hear that exactly what Manusho told Satan. *NM* Alfheim - 21/04/2004 12:03:12 PM 13 Views
LOL! That worked out great! *NM* Manusho - 21/04/2004 12:03:46 PM 6 Views
Yeah, it really did. *NM* Alfheim - 21/04/2004 12:06:50 PM 4 Views
*NM* Holy Hand Grenade - 21/04/2004 12:04:47 PM 4 Views
Evangeline - 21/04/2004 12:05:00 PM 52 Views
Yes it was. Alfheim - 21/04/2004 12:06:29 PM 32 Views
Best line of the day ! *NM* nomad - 21/04/2004 12:43:55 PM 5 Views
*standing ovation* Elaine - 26/04/2004 03:14:09 PM 12 Views
Does he look like Elizabeth Hurley? *NM* Holy Hand Grenade - 21/04/2004 12:01:35 PM 6 Views
A little bit, slightly bigger breasts and longer horns. *NM* Manusho - 21/04/2004 12:02:15 PM 7 Views
Re: A little bit, slightly bigger breasts and longer horns. Holy Hand Grenade - 21/04/2004 12:05:20 PM 21 Views
yeah... ponder stibbons - 21/04/2004 11:58:00 AM 42 Views
Re: yeah... Evangeline - 21/04/2004 12:02:30 PM 34 Views
If anything is Satanic it must be a jock strap *NM* Holy Hand Grenade - 21/04/2004 12:03:44 PM 4 Views
what on earth ponder stibbons - 21/04/2004 12:06:11 PM 27 Views
evil contraption Holy Hand Grenade - 21/04/2004 12:08:16 PM 19 Views
in that case... ponder stibbons - 21/04/2004 12:09:05 PM 18 Views
Just run free and let nature swing!!! *NM* Holy Hand Grenade - 21/04/2004 12:09:30 PM 6 Views
not a good idea... ponder stibbons - 21/04/2004 12:10:29 PM 17 Views
Just mark your territory and you'll be safe *NM* Holy Hand Grenade - 21/04/2004 12:12:00 PM 6 Views
another problem with that: ponder stibbons - 21/04/2004 12:14:08 PM 17 Views
Satan is the least of your problems than *NM* Holy Hand Grenade - 21/04/2004 12:15:11 PM 5 Views
yes, although... ponder stibbons - 21/04/2004 12:20:44 PM 14 Views
Dog's like that are another reason to be modest. *NM* Evangeline - 21/04/2004 12:21:17 PM 5 Views
I don't think it cares if I'm modest... *NM* ponder stibbons - 22/04/2004 04:49:10 AM 4 Views
You are getting much better at this. Alfheim - 21/04/2004 12:02:24 PM 79 Views
agreed. `Shade - 21/04/2004 12:07:23 PM 30 Views
Best way to get rid of him? snoopster - 21/04/2004 12:03:45 PM 29 Views
Sends in Satan petition. SilverWarder - 21/04/2004 12:10:37 PM 26 Views
I am really enjoying these. Hope people keep taking it in fun *NM* Tashmere - 21/04/2004 12:40:11 PM 7 Views
I hope so too! *NM* Evangeline - 21/04/2004 12:41:40 PM 4 Views
Regarding #6: M`Hael - 21/04/2004 12:47:59 PM 41 Views
What?!?! Zaphod - 21/04/2004 01:18:56 PM 21 Views
... farmboy - 21/04/2004 01:01:28 PM 19 Views
Re: 10 ways SATAN sneaks into your life Wulf`gar - 21/04/2004 01:03:24 PM 63 Views
Thank you. Evangeline - 21/04/2004 01:10:42 PM 34 Views
Marks down two new suspects in this mystery.... Tashmere - 21/04/2004 01:23:57 PM 27 Views
Surrounds Wulf 'gar with Garden Gnomes *NM* SilverWarder - 21/04/2004 01:23:00 PM 6 Views
I resent no. 4 *NM* Vivien - 21/04/2004 01:29:29 PM 14 Views
i love you *NM* i am reborn - 21/04/2004 01:54:15 PM 4 Views
Yeah, let's have a bra-less protest party over here! Come on, girls! *NM* Zaphod - 21/04/2004 02:25:51 PM 7 Views
C'mon Zaph - as long as it's Satanic let's go all the way SilverWarder - 21/04/2004 03:00:44 PM 17 Views
LOL chorabliss - 21/04/2004 05:03:19 PM 21 Views
Is Evangeline really real? Can't belive it! Must be Pento in disguise *NM* melambra - 21/04/2004 05:20:56 PM 4 Views
I like the way a motorcycle vibrates when I'm astride. Danu - 21/04/2004 05:27:31 PM 23 Views
Manusho - 21/04/2004 06:22:12 PM 15 Views
Danu - 21/04/2004 06:35:16 PM 11 Views
LMAO (no really, I am!!) Ella - 21/04/2004 05:52:50 PM 16 Views
Hey i like garden gnomes Octavine - 21/04/2004 05:57:30 PM 11 Views
This is something you hope is a joke.......... bcondray - 21/04/2004 06:49:12 PM 24 Views
EVANGELINE = SATAN? Durandir - 21/04/2004 11:47:39 PM 13 Views
Re: 10 ways SATAN sneaks into your life kyp_694 - 21/04/2004 07:00:06 PM 15 Views
Yeah, I agree Durandir - 21/04/2004 11:50:27 PM 15 Views
Good thing for your mother you weren't Evangeline and packing your Tashmere - 21/04/2004 11:56:06 PM 16 Views
Hmm...he sneaks in? I thought my blood sacrifices called him openly The Voice of Lews Therin - 21/04/2004 09:07:50 PM 28 Views
Don't dis Moloch Starglider - 22/04/2004 06:01:39 AM 15 Views
My Satan will trounce your Moloch and his gnomes The Voice of Lews Therin - 22/04/2004 11:43:50 AM 11 Views
You want to challenge axe-man Moloch... Starglider - 23/04/2004 01:36:09 AM 5 Views
! My hero! *NM* Durandir - 21/04/2004 11:51:31 PM 6 Views
I bukkake for Jesus. Druegan - 21/04/2004 11:56:24 PM 28 Views
!!!!!!! That is wrong on so many levels!!!!! *NM* M`Hael - 22/04/2004 02:24:22 PM 6 Views
BWAHAHAHA Druegan - 23/04/2004 03:39:26 AM 10 Views
OMG. ROFL. Alfheim - 23/04/2004 12:45:59 PM 13 Views
All the better to swallow yours souls, my dear! *NM* Devalgaline - 22/04/2004 05:17:10 PM 5 Views
*evil grin* Evil Evangeline - 22/04/2004 07:39:42 PM 16 Views
Indeed we should! *NM* Devalgaline - 23/04/2004 07:01:54 PM 5 Views
Well... NB me and we can work out the details *NM* Evil Evangeline - 23/04/2004 07:20:00 PM 3 Views
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