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Conversation Killers The Voice of Lews Therin - 21/04/2004 08:59:27 PM

Do you know of any phrases that are likely to end a polite dinner conversation? I'm talking about phrases like:

Did you know sheep have no gag reflex?

You know, I was sad when the civil war in Bosnia ended...

You're a vegetarian? Funny, so was Hitler.

Of course, I realize that these phrases, among friends, can actually lead to very interesting conversations. I'm just thinking of the sorts of things that you wouldn't want to say, for example, at dinner when first meeting your fiancee's parents.

Please, if you've got 'em, post 'em.

Thank you.

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Conversation Killers The Voice of Lews Therin - 21/04/2004 08:59:27 PM 312 Views

Those look so real, may I give them a squeeze? *NM* Krassos - 21/04/2004 09:01:14 PM 4 Views

I imagine that would lead to some rather heated conversations.

*NM* Aemon - 21/04/2004 09:36:38 PM 3 Views

Or a slap in the face. *NM* Krassos - 21/04/2004 11:49:02 PM 2 Views

LOL. The Hitler one is great. Alfheim - 21/04/2004 09:03:49 PM 42 Views

that first one has to be the worst. ever. *NM* Nephtis - 21/04/2004 09:04:45 PM 2 Views

Hmm Messy - 21/04/2004 09:24:01 PM 86 Views

My roomate is the same way... *NM* aerocontrols - 21/04/2004 10:04:02 PM 3 Views

It's an Indian thing Messy - 22/04/2004 12:41:27 AM 34 Views

He just doesn't like missionaries as near as I can tell. aerocontrols - 22/04/2004 12:42:44 AM 20 Views

Same as me Messy - 22/04/2004 12:57:52 AM 18 Views

I once killed a man... Manusho - 21/04/2004 09:27:08 PM 47 Views

Well the doctor told me to just keep using that topical cream..... *NM* Mr Nothing - 21/04/2004 10:01:58 PM 2 Views

I can't think of any conversation killers just now, but... Catriona Sedai - 21/04/2004 10:21:46 PM 34 Views

usually anything that I say wads - 21/04/2004 11:16:19 PM 43 Views

That would be helpful advice... The Voice of Lews Therin - 22/04/2004 11:51:50 AM 9 Views

Anything involving eating roadkill *NM* the kumquat warrior - 21/04/2004 11:46:17 PM 3 Views

I remember an MTV dating show..... CalmB4theStorm - 21/04/2004 11:53:34 PM 37 Views

I didn't know you could do that to a horse *NM* *NM* millsforester - 22/04/2004 12:18:34 AM 3 Views

You did what to whom for how many doggie biscuts?? *NM* *NM* millsforester - 22/04/2004 12:19:36 AM 2 Views

my girlfriend only craps once a week *NM* i am reborn - 22/04/2004 12:30:28 AM 5 Views

That's not bad *NM* The Voice of Lews Therin - 22/04/2004 11:52:21 AM 3 Views

i dont know *warning, poo facts inside* i am reborn - 22/04/2004 01:10:23 PM 13 Views

No, I meant the statement wasn't bad as a conversation killer *NM* The Voice of Lews Therin - 23/04/2004 03:49:43 PM 3 Views

oh, i am reborn - 23/04/2004 03:56:29 PM 7 Views

Let's see... Dylanfanatic - 22/04/2004 12:52:08 AM 34 Views

Anything about masterbation taint - 22/04/2004 01:23:36 AM 25 Views

"You know I like you, right?" CNRedDragon - 22/04/2004 01:31:03 AM 29 Views

"I did Parasitology last term. Wanna know about tapeworms?" *NM* Katja - 22/04/2004 04:58:04 AM 3 Views

My boyfriend actually said that once

Not to me, fortunately.... *NM* Morgawse_Sedai - 22/04/2004 08:25:06 AM 8 Views

For some reason, I keep reading that as "ot to me, unfortunately...." *NM* snoopster - 22/04/2004 11:27:37 AM 3 Views

Yeah, but that's just your sick and twisted mind

Morgawse_Sedai - 22/04/2004 12:50:45 PM 9 Views

Yes, that does explain that, thanks snoopster - 23/04/2004 04:26:27 AM 6 Views

Hehe Morgawse_Sedai - 23/04/2004 04:34:54 AM 5 Views

I kept doing it all xmas. I was bored...

*NM* Katja - 23/04/2004 05:45:44 PM 3 Views

To extend your first one snoopster - 22/04/2004 04:59:21 AM 28 Views

Wow...I'm learning so much about sheep *NM* The Voice of Lews Therin - 22/04/2004 11:53:49 AM 3 Views

Remind me, is it Green discharge for chlamydia? *NM* majander - 22/04/2004 05:30:37 AM 3 Views

That's a great one

*NM* The Voice of Lews Therin - 22/04/2004 11:52:59 AM 3 Views

Why thank you

*NM* majander - 22/04/2004 12:00:04 PM 2 Views

"I have a rash..." *NM* Alexia - 22/04/2004 06:14:41 AM 2 Views

So is your mum still as hot as ever? *NM* majander - 22/04/2004 07:02:58 AM 3 Views

Conversation around me never stops. Nebhead - 22/04/2004 08:00:33 AM 17 Views

An example of what wads was talking about... Eldered - 22/04/2004 10:36:05 AM 21 Views

*warning: offensive* Druegan - 22/04/2004 10:42:40 AM 33 Views

I said the first one to my roommate in college all the time The Voice of Lews Therin - 22/04/2004 11:55:23 AM 12 Views

my thesis topic. *NM* Gena Sedai - 22/04/2004 11:14:40 AM 6 Views

Perhaps, but only due to its obscurity The Voice of Lews Therin - 22/04/2004 11:46:43 AM 13 Views

by the by Gena Sedai - 22/04/2004 05:51:28 PM 10 Views

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