and I thought I would share my experience. (I have to tell someone, and I don't want people at work to know. )
So, I was coming back from getting lunch and I was walking in the parking lot to my building. It's a lovely day, I was feeling good, and then...the HUGEST bug I have ever seen flew right into my hair and got stuck!! I dropped my lunch (Edamame everywhere) and my purse and I began flailing about. My pager and cell phone flew off (now my pager is broken), along with a shoe!! (I'm wearing backless sandals).
A guy getting out of his truck came over and freed the bug. I can't imagine how bad it would have been if I'd been wearing hairspray!! I am terrified of large beetles. Terrified.
Yes, well...thank you for listening, now I shouldn't have any nightmares tonight.
The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated.
-The Remarkable Rocket, Oscar Wilde