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Re: would you ever offer your balls..... feline_huntress - 21/04/2004 11:23:16 AM

1. Would you ever offer your balls to a celebrity to sign?
they're tennis balls, i guess the ink would stick.

2. Would you ever offer your balls to a hot guy/girl to sign?
sure, but you know... we have to find an appropraite pen

3. What nut size do you reckon someone would have to be for Apu from the Simpsons to fit his sig on their balls?
that's a really weird question.

4. If you were a celebrity would you sign a pair of ample balls?
like basketballs?

5. What about a pair of not so ample balls?
like golf balls?





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