1. Would you ever offer your balls to a celebrity to sign?
Assuming the reaction would be worth the potential indecency charge, sure.
2. Would you ever offer your balls to a hot guy/girl to sign?
I dunno about to sign, but I can think of some other things they could do to my balls...
3. What nut size do you reckon someone would have to be for Apu from the Simpsons to fit his sig on their balls?
Somewhere between coconuts and watermelons... either way, big enough to walk REALLY funny and require them to be extra careful when they sit down.
4. If you were a celebrity would you sign a pair of ample balls?
Just for the humor value, sure.
5. What about a pair of not so ample balls?
See above.
That will be all.
Oh, let us hope so.
this was inspired by the boobie survey post posted by patternweaver. i didnt want the guys to feel left out.
Hey, I posted a reply to that one too.. my man-boobies are signable...
Druegan
He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee. -- Friedrich Nietzsche