you could tell your pals at work, "dude, bob has the roughest tongue in the world." or "so bob crapped on my pillow again" or even "sometimes bob bathes himself right in the middle of my living room". sweet, bob is a good name.
or just the whole "bob had babies last night"
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Randman, Lord Malshun, Master Qui_John, Matt_Eversmann
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