1. Taking the piss.
You are shattering my illusions.
2. Um....oh yes, spreading scurrilous rumours.
My illusions are like dust
3. Avoiding work.
That's more like it; I can relate to that reason
4. Whining about hangovers.
5. And, of course, interesting and stimulating debate on a wide range of topics.
Yeah. Like "Is snoop a latter-day Trolloc"?
Love your work
Druid
The Old Man of Oz
Object of Desire (retired)
The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.
"I blame Alric"