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It's not too late to enter the next phase of interactive life. Buy your Digital Mapthis Companion now!
Your Digi-Map (as our Digital Mapthis Companion is affectionately called) is a comprehensive digital persona created through years of close study, advance brain-wave mapping techniques, spam blocking technology, and wire-less features.
Digi-Map is the equivalent of mapthis living inside a handheld device, which is capable of not only handling all your mobile technology needs but also a complete Digital Companion capable of complex, or not, conversation, sincere, or not, emotions, committed, or not, relationships.
When not directly interacting with your new friend, Digi-Map exists within a comfortable digital environment with his roommates, Digi`gar and Alric The Digi-man. Make sure to feed Digi-map and roommates pizza and they'll entertain you for hours with their deep conversations, about TV, Mr. T and pizza, occassional wrestling matches, and visits from various digital friends. One lucky customer will get a Digi-Map with free Digi-Dung Mojo upgrade, the complete digital band comprised of Digi`gar, Digi-map, MGB-Digi and Alric the Digi-man.
Get your Digital Mapthis Companion today while supplies last!
Digi-Map has been extensively tested in Japan, where he is currently ranked as the #1 electronic device for people between the ages of 15 and 45, ranked as Japan's most eligible bachelor, has the #2 song on the Japanese Love Rap charts.
Warning: AlricCorp™ is not responsible for the behavior of Digi-Map and friends if not taken care of properly. Verbal abuse, mooning, loud music, guitar wailing, flipping out and headbutting your cat occur in 25% of all purchases. Erections lasting 3 hours, though hilarious, require immediate Digital Medical attention.
OCWIATJ Forever
