1.) Do you have a "Signifant other?" (If the answer to this qustion is no then you kindof can't answer the other questions, though if you want to try go ahead)

I have an insignificant other. She's really tiny. Like 1 centimeter tall. But she thinks my penis is HUGE.

2.) Would you do anything for that person? (Die, Eat lots and lots of cake, sing i'm a little teapot, ect...)

Anything? Like take it up the ass from every inmate in San Quentin? No.

3.) How long have you been with this person?

Not long. I don't even know her name yet. I just brought her home, she vomitted out her vodka and passed out.

4.) What WoT character is he/she most like?

Shaidar Haran. Wherever she goes she sucks the light out of the room and I feel powerless.

5.) Which WoT realtionship is yours most like? (Rand and Min, Rand and Elayne, Lan and Nyneave, Siuan and Garth, ect... )

Rand and Min, Elayne, Aviendha. She's really into foursomes.

6.) Is this as pointless as i think it is?

That's what you get for rubbing it against a belt sander. Now you just have a dull nub.

7.) What is the most romantic thing you have done for your other?

I once let her Biggie size her value meal at Wendy's.

8.) Do you think you Love them?

Actually, we use more "O's". Looooooove. It's cuter that way.

9.) Should i go to Ten or just stop here?

Ten? Is that one of those new fangled numbers they teach you kids in college?

10.) (Hell why not) Give the trait you like most about this person?

She'll go down on me while I browse the Messesseeessssaaa-a-a-a-a-ah-ah-AH-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaage Board.

Why do i get the strange feeling that this post is gona tank and that i'm gona get flamed????

This message was edited by TaskmasterJack at 4/10/2004 10:12:46 PM.