I, Spettio of dubious sanity and some wobbly bits have chosen one among you as my new warder. For his wit and humour and ability to keep me amused throughout the day. For valour and other stuff that sounds nifty and cool *its all in the tone of voice*
I charge thee Trigger with the duties of a warder and all wader-ee type duties
*bonds trigger and tests the bond* How do you like them apples? Crunchy huh
Let it be known that all who oppose him oppose me and the might of mother chat. I have his back and it seems that he has my front or at least a good look at it.
So it has been written, so shall it be.
At least til this one disappears too
*fixes a bell to Trigger*
Engaged to be married to her very own Mr Rob
Once again I put the blame squarely on tight pants