Any jackass can run for office... theoretically. Of course, they have to be able to pay for it, which isn't exactly fair, but we're working on that part.

Jerry Springer isn't an idiot, either. He's a very crafty businessman, and knows how to manipulate the mass sentiment. And since I don't anything about his politics, I can't really say whether he'd make a good Senator



WAX EYES. TRAINWRECK. TAKEOVER.