Your teeth rot. Your gums bleed. Your eyebrow hair takes on a life of its own. You shun Burger King and Wendy's. The taste is still there but the payment is too much. Way too much.
But take heart. All of these things give you the right to make fun of those younger than you. You can now call them names with impunity. Names like "punk" and "youngster." I know. You've been waiting your whole life for the freedom to do that.
Welcome to the club... punk.
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