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Sounds Good to Me Druid - 14/01/2003 06:14:00 PM

Okay, okay ... um ...

1. She's got a good name.

Original, too

2. She's fairly funny.

Agreed. Just as long as you don't hit one of her "pressure points", in which case, run like hell.

3. She's somewhat intelligent.

More than somewhat.

4. I imagine her with red hair.

Imagine on. Of course, with products from L'Oreal she can be whatever colour she wishes to be.

5. She likes excalibur.

That is a problem. Such a nice girl too

6. She's from Mississippi.

Undoubtedly

7. I'm running out of reasons.

You are not trying

8. Because I said so.

Right.

9. Beacuse Druid said so.

And he is always right. He thought he was wrong once, but he was wrong

10. BECAUSE!

That'll have to do.

Your best post yet on theis MB


Druid
The Old Man of Oz

Object of Desire (retired)

The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.

"I blame Alric"

That's my little puppy!




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You took the words right away from my fingers *NM* - 22/01/2003 10:36:36 PM 1 Views
Or Me - 22/01/2003 10:37:27 PM 1 Views
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*Rubs bruises* - 22/01/2003 10:39:20 PM 1 Views
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Whiskweyjack hey? - 22/01/2003 11:40:49 PM 1 Views
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Avi!!! - 28/01/2003 12:38:58 PM 1 Views
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*Considers* - 28/01/2003 09:50:52 PM 1 Views
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Oh yeah? - 30/01/2003 03:59:30 PM 1 Views
Avi!!! - 30/01/2003 05:47:18 PM 1 Views
Re: Why is Aviendha so wonderful? - 31/01/2003 10:07:40 AM 135 Views
I think you might have another Aviendha in mind - 02/02/2003 06:03:54 PM 1 Views
Fine! - 04/02/2003 01:09:45 PM 1 Views
homicidally possessive? - 04/02/2003 02:52:14 PM 1 Views
Well............ - 04/02/2003 06:04:19 PM 1 Views
Re: I'm not convinced. *NM* - 05/02/2003 12:56:57 PM 121 Views
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Mass ThreadJacking on A Galatic Scale! YAY! - 05/02/2003 09:48:11 PM 1 Views
Forget Star Wars. Smiley Wars coming real soon now! - 05/02/2003 10:33:43 PM 1 Views
Because... - 06/02/2003 04:25:40 AM 119 Views
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Erm - 09/02/2003 06:27:26 PM 1 Views
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awww... then where is the fun - 11/02/2003 03:35:29 AM 1 Views
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[cringes in supplication] - 12/02/2003 12:34:13 AM 1 Views
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Bu But But .... - 03/03/2003 09:05:43 PM 1 Views
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Re: True - 03/03/2003 09:35:57 PM 1 Views
Re: The Poking of Excalibur - 05/03/2003 12:35:02 AM 1 Views
There are currently two points of view on this. - 06/03/2003 01:02:03 AM 1 Views
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Cause she puts out.... - 06/03/2003 01:05:11 PM 127 Views
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I do not have red hair *NM* - 07/03/2003 12:37:11 AM 1 Views
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With others *NM* - 09/03/2003 08:15:46 AM 1 Views
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*waits patiently for the reply* *NM* - 10/03/2003 10:42:46 AM 1 Views
If you call hidng in the bushes with binaculars "experiance" *NM* - 10/03/2003 07:37:01 PM 1 Views
well. *looks downward* - 12/03/2003 05:01:24 AM 1 Views
Keep going - 12/03/2003 09:25:08 PM 1 Views
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*Plants land mines in the bushes* - 12/03/2003 10:26:34 PM 1 Views
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This is very true. - 17/03/2003 10:23:22 PM 1 Views
Life is not all beer and skittles, you know - 17/03/2003 10:34:03 PM 1 Views
Bah! You're biased - 19/03/2003 01:00:07 AM 1 Views
Re: Summer - 19/03/2003 02:19:31 PM 1 Views
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Re: - 19/03/2003 02:35:21 PM 1 Views
[laughs] - 19/03/2003 05:39:03 PM 1 Views
Whatever happened to male solidarity? *NM* - 23/03/2003 09:56:20 PM 1 Views
There is male solidarity and then there is stupidity - 23/03/2003 10:18:21 PM 1 Views
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We shall be going to several places - 25/03/2003 02:03:47 PM 1 Views
Are you sure that you know what you are doing? - 25/03/2003 05:43:11 PM 1 Views
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[shakes head and wrings hands ] - 26/03/2003 07:04:26 PM 1 Views
It is true - 26/03/2003 09:22:33 PM 1 Views
Cholesterol worries? At your age - 30/03/2003 10:20:48 PM 1 Views
Because she apparently likes to get busy in the snow with random guys - 31/03/2003 12:14:29 AM 131 Views
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*lops off edge's head* *NM* - 31/03/2003 11:34:06 AM 1 Views
Blast! Not again! - 01/04/2003 01:02:46 PM 1 Views
Re: It may be hereditary, but it is still a worry - 01/04/2003 06:59:27 PM 1 Views
Re: That it is - 03/04/2003 08:49:00 PM 1 Views
But that was before you got all stressed - 03/04/2003 10:55:44 PM 1 Views
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In every other case, yes, but, - 06/04/2003 09:21:29 PM 1 Views
Marmite was tried. Judgement has been passed - 07/04/2003 01:07:25 PM 1 Views
He is a bit abrupt - 09/04/2003 01:35:07 AM 1 Views
I fear you are right. - 09/04/2003 08:08:58 PM 1 Views
I am always right, except when debating with Avi - 10/04/2003 02:41:17 AM 1 Views
No? - 10/04/2003 02:53:27 PM 1 Views
[glares] - 10/04/2003 02:58:23 PM 1 Views
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Well! - 10/04/2003 03:02:53 PM 1 Views
- 10/04/2003 08:21:48 PM 1 Views
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You are in trouble - 10/04/2003 08:26:36 PM 1 Views
- 10/04/2003 08:29:04 PM 1 Views
Where? - 10/04/2003 08:29:28 PM 1 Views
Yes - 10/04/2003 08:35:45 PM 1 Views
What a cruel person he is - 10/04/2003 08:56:17 PM 1 Views
He has done an excellent job so far - 10/04/2003 09:01:55 PM 1 Views
What's wrong? - 10/04/2003 09:04:26 PM 1 Views
Why the interest in "Time for Tea"? - 10/04/2003 09:16:02 PM 1 Views
Of course I love you - 10/04/2003 09:41:05 PM 1 Views
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Agreed - 10/04/2003 09:46:34 PM 1 Views
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It's a long story. - 11/04/2003 12:21:38 AM 1 Views
Sounds juicy - 11/04/2003 12:33:37 AM 1 Views
Butter? - 14/04/2003 09:51:00 PM 1 Views
I did not. - 15/04/2003 01:20:23 PM 1 Views
It makes a good hair gloss - 27/04/2003 09:45:07 PM 1 Views
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You forgot - 27/04/2003 11:59:18 PM 1 Views
- 28/04/2003 12:34:12 AM 1 Views
In Webster's Newest Edition... - 28/04/2003 12:13:27 PM 124 Views
You will go far - 28/04/2003 08:37:34 PM 1 Views
As you should *NM* - 30/04/2003 01:27:51 AM 1 Views
No - 01/05/2003 03:14:31 AM 1 Views
Re: Because I say so. Does anyone dare disagree? - 08/05/2003 12:24:52 AM 1 Views
- 13/05/2003 09:24:38 PM 1 Views
Because she's hot. - 14/05/2003 05:39:29 PM 111 Views
Wonders when Excalibur will take note - 14/05/2003 09:09:43 PM 1 Views
But Uncle Druid... - 14/05/2003 10:48:50 PM 1 Views
This thread is like Wolverine... It just keeps regenerating . *NM* - 15/05/2003 02:40:16 AM 110 Views
Hot... - 15/05/2003 09:02:49 AM 1 Views
because , by my estimation , without her we'd be - 18/05/2003 05:13:58 AM 128 Views
And most importantly of all...... - 18/05/2003 09:29:58 PM 1 Views
Because she reads Erikson, of course - 19/05/2003 02:46:58 AM 118 Views
very true *NM* - 19/05/2003 06:05:33 AM 1 Views
I dunno, why is Aviendha so wonderful? - 22/05/2003 01:17:01 AM 107 Views
MIssissippi Girls - the dangerous alternative - 22/05/2003 07:47:18 PM 1 Views
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she can say "three times fast" .. three times fast.. - 03/06/2003 10:25:56 AM 96 Views
Because she is - 08/07/2003 03:16:56 AM 85 Views
Tall, pretty, wild and would share a man... I don't know *NM* *NM* - 09/07/2003 05:10:43 PM 105 Views
Well, there is Aviendha, and there is Aviendha - 09/07/2003 08:34:34 PM 1 Views
Poor David - 15/07/2003 02:45:39 AM 1 Views
Better than yanklish ;P *NM* - 15/07/2003 04:04:37 PM 1 Views
4 of my 5 ladies speak Yanklish... - 17/07/2003 02:56:16 AM 1 Views
*NM* - 21/07/2003 02:45:11 AM 1 Views
Re: Positive Mental Attitude - 27/07/2003 10:20:56 PM 1 Views
Um. - 20/08/2003 12:31:43 AM 1 Views
*eyes Uncle Druid* - 20/08/2003 12:35:30 AM 1 Views
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[is careful] - 20/08/2003 12:40:20 AM 1 Views
Hit? - 20/08/2003 12:41:04 AM 1 Views
[beams beneficiently] - 20/08/2003 12:42:49 AM 1 Views
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My mistake - 20/08/2003 12:50:54 AM 1 Views
she is? *NM* - 20/08/2003 07:00:07 AM 102 Views
She is - 20/08/2003 06:06:52 PM 1 Views
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*NM* - 21/08/2003 08:17:52 AM 1 Views
It is a sad reflection on our times - 25/08/2003 02:10:05 AM 1 Views
Very eloquent - 25/08/2003 10:55:12 AM 1 Views
She will be back - 25/08/2003 09:45:54 PM 1 Views
*NM* - 26/08/2003 01:39:21 AM 1 Views
Woohoo! - 26/08/2003 09:26:03 AM 1 Views
Mmm. Threadjacking. Advanced Creative Smiley Use. Mmm. - 26/08/2003 08:45:44 PM 1 Views
Of course you agree *NM* - 28/08/2003 09:05:01 AM 1 Views
*NM* - 29/08/2003 02:16:32 AM 1 Views
Just one word... - 29/08/2003 04:45:59 PM 1 Views
Couldn't have put it better myself *NM* - 30/08/2003 12:05:53 AM 1 Views
He lives! - 31/08/2003 09:19:50 PM 1 Views
No. - 02/09/2003 03:07:06 AM 1 Views
They will learn. - 07/09/2003 11:19:04 PM 1 Views
*Nudges Druid wit his foot* - 07/09/2003 11:20:13 PM 1 Views
Good - 07/09/2003 11:44:13 PM 1 Views
I thought she lost it? - 08/09/2003 08:07:28 PM 1 Views
Yes, well, there was no need to bring that incident up - 08/09/2003 09:10:17 PM 1 Views
Mmmm Pringles - 08/09/2003 09:11:44 PM 1 Views
David, you are priceless - 08/09/2003 09:41:26 PM 1 Views
That's torn it - 08/09/2003 10:00:30 PM 1 Views
Oh dear , ... well - 08/09/2003 10:15:57 PM 1 Views
I wouold have thought Sour Cream and Chives were more her - 09/09/2003 12:26:49 AM 1 Views
*Checks out post* - 10/09/2003 02:01:34 PM 1 Views
I'm reading Perdido Street Station. No Moths! No Moths! - 10/09/2003 02:05:15 PM 1 Views
Don't do that - 10/09/2003 10:06:34 PM 1 Views
Mmm. Slake Moths. Mmm. - 10/09/2003 10:08:34 PM 1 Views
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You have to learn to share, David - 02/11/2003 09:11:14 PM 1 Views
*nods* He is priceless - 03/11/2003 05:05:39 PM 1 Views
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If by that you mean Sour Cream and Onion - 03/11/2003 05:12:55 PM 1 Views
You don't like anything! - 03/11/2003 05:14:10 PM 1 Views
[runs] - 03/11/2003 09:14:35 PM 1 Views
You should sue - 03/11/2003 11:26:20 PM 1 Views
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Belgium's good - 04/11/2003 09:11:06 PM 1 Views