Okay, okay ... um ...
1. She's got a good name.
Original, too
2. She's fairly funny.
Agreed. Just as long as you don't hit one of her "pressure points", in which case, run like hell.
3. She's somewhat intelligent.
More than somewhat.
4. I imagine her with red hair.
Imagine on. Of course, with products from L'Oreal she can be whatever colour she wishes to be.
5. She likes excalibur.
That is a problem. Such a nice girl too
6. She's from Mississippi.
Undoubtedly
7. I'm running out of reasons.
You are not trying
8. Because I said so.
Right.
9. Beacuse Druid said so.
And he is always right. He thought he was wrong once, but he was wrong
10. BECAUSE!
That'll have to do.
Your best post yet on theis MB
Druid
The Old Man of Oz
Object of Desire (retired)
The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.
"I blame Alric"