No? What about the full page ads in the Hitchin and Letchworth Clarion? No?
The paperboy always misses our house. As it's on a corner they both leave it for the other one
Trust me. You were told.
Are you sure?
[puts on scots accent]
Well, laddie, ye've made yer bed. Na'un is gieing to deny ye yer God-given right to lie in't
[not bad if I say so myself ]
Well I have to admit this bed I've made is comfy, and has certain benefits
Eat your grits and smile. Be happy in the service of She™.
I'll never eat Grits *hopes that isn't seen*. I smile too
After all you have the Mall to look forward to
The sad thing is I need to go this week.
[oh boy am I going to cop it when the cable man does his job]
It's gonna be great
Excalibur
Aviendha's Englishman