San Antonio sits almost directly above the Edwards Aquifer, the second-largest aquifer in the US, so we get pretty good water coming out of our taps. Plus, it's good hard water, full of minerals and junk--not that lousy soft water.

They just recently decided to flouridate San Antonio's water. Up until then, we were th eonly major city in the country that didn't have flouridated water. It's a real shame; everybody knows that flouridation is just a Communist plot to sap and contaminate our precious bodily fluids.

*yanks your tail, then blames someone else*


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