Arrrrgh, yes I be quite aware that that title might be taken many different ways, arrrgh, but just so ya know there's only two types of booty this pirate be intrested in. Ham sandwiches with provolone cheese and lettuce and wheat, and....well....booty. If yar cant provide either of these then i'm afraid I be forced to harpoon yar mother. Me apologies in advance! Pirate Alric! Load the cannons! We be off to plunder! !

So many inuendos...so...little...time
Head...hurt...