Where do you go?

Real answer: I have no clue. I think I like it just fine here.

Fake answer: I'd go twenty years in the future and hit a bookstore. I'd see how all the currently running series end (or in the case of WoT, where the characters are by Book 15), and bring back some as-yet unpublished authors to steal their work and grow famous, thus destroying the literary continuoum forever. I'll surely pay for this sooner or later.

Who do you talk to?

Real answer: It might be cool to talk with Shakespeare, just to see what he was really like.

Fake answer: Given the current advancing rate of "beauty" technology, it's a safe bet that a single glance at the supermodels of 100 years from now will kill me on the spot.

What do you want to see?

Real answer: *shrug* No clue. Maybe some famous sporting events from the past. I really don't know.

Fake answer: I already told you. Supermodels. If I appear in the future in a blackened wasteland, however, I will be totally freaked out.

Why?

Why? Why? Always asking why, are you. Look not to the future. 'Tis the present we must kill first.


Warder to starry_nite

One day.

May I suggest:
http://onceuponagourd.etsy.com/

one two three four five six nine and ten
money can't buy you back the love that you had then