1)been hit by a fast moving car (40-above)?
No
2)been hit by a medium speed car(20-40)?
No.
3)been hit by a slow moving car(20-below)?
No.
4)fell out of a window?
No.
5)been shoved into a locker?
No.
6)had a fist fight with a friend?
My brother
7)broken a bone?
My thumb
got hit by a door being opened?
Nope.
9)lost or almost lost an eye?
My cousin stuck his thumb in my eye when we were playing football.
10)escaped a near death experience?
Yeah, I was stuck inside a garbage masher once. I clawed through 4 inches of titanium with a spoon.
11)saved friend from injury?
I let him get out of the masher first...
12)only to be injured yourself?
And then he shoved the spoon in my ear.


Chewin' on a piece of grass walkin' down the road
Tell me, how long you gonna stay here Joe?
Some people say this town don't look good in snow
You don't care, I know.