Something I found that I thought was funny . . .

1: Hi.

2: Hello.

1: Are you waiting for the bus?

2: Uh, yes I am, actually.

1: Hm.

1: I noticed you're not wearing any GALOSHES.

2: Uh, no I'm not...it's uh...it's sunny out...uh...no need for galoshes.

1: I'M wearing galoshes.

2: Hm.

1: GALOSHES.

2: Uh huh.

1: Did'ja read the paper today?

2: Uh, no, I haven't had a chance.

1: Did you read the thing about the ESKIMOS?

2: No.

1: Well the article was saying that the eskimos will eat the FAT from the whale.

2: Oh, yeah.

1: Do you know what that's called?

2: Uh, no, uh, I don't.

1: BLUBBER.

2: Oh, right.

1: BLUBBER.

2: Yeah, blubber.

1: That's what it's called.

2: Uh huh.

1: BLUBBER.

2: Right.

1: The Eskimos eat the BLUBBER.

2: Uh huh.

1: And the BLUBBER will come from different kinds of whales, you know?

2: Oh, yeah.

1: Sometimes it will come from a BALOOGAH whale.

2: Uh huh.

1: BALOOGAH!

2: Right, yeah.

1: Heh heh. They don't wear galoshes.

2: Who the, the whales?

1: NOOOOOOO. The ESKIMOS.

2: Oh no. That's right, they don't.

1: They wear MUKLUKS!

2: Uh huh.

1: MUKLUKS!

2: That's right; mukluks.

1: MAAAAAAAKLAAAAAAAAKKKKKSSS.

2: Yeah...mukluks.

1: Say it again.

2: Mukluks.

1: Say it LOUDER.

2: MUK--LUKS!

1: Um hmm...good eh?

2: Yeah, it is a good one...I didn't want to say it but uhh....I like it...

1: Say say say GALOSHES.

2: Galoshes.

1: Heh heh...it's good, eh?

2: Yeah, it's good.

1: Galoshes!

2: Galoshes!

1: Balooooooooogah!

2: Baloogah.

1: Blubber blubber blubber blubber...

2: Blubber MUKLUK!

1: Blubber...BALOOGAH!

3: Uh, excuse me.

2: Ahem.

3: Sorry, um....I didn't mean to interrupt whatever it was you were doing there...

2: Oh nah...it's OK!

3: Uh, ok. I just wanted to know if this is where the bus stops?

2: Uh yeah, ah...it should be here any minute actually.

3: OH, I see. Well, sorry to disturb you.

2: That's ok, we were just....uhhhh.....

{long pause}

1: Sir.

3: Yes?

1: PPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!

3: Yeah.

1: Look over there.

3: Across the street?

1: Yeah, yeah yeah.

3: Um-huh.

1: See that LADY?

3: Yes.

1: What kind of a hairstyle does she have?

3: Uh, that looks like a bouffant.

1: YES. A BOOOOOFFANT!

3: Yes, a bouffant.

2: Uh, actually, I...I couldn't help noticing that myself, it's sort-of what you might call a, a bulbous bouffant.

3: Yes, a bulbous bouffant.

1: BULBOUS BOUFFANT.

3: Bouffant.

1: BLUBBER

2: GALOSHES!!!

1: Heh heh. Mukluks!

2: Bulbous bouffant.

1: Mukluk mukluk. heh heh.

3: MACADAMIA.

1 & 2: Ooooooohhhhhhhhh. heh heh.

3: Macadamia.

1: Ga-ze-bo!

2: ./' Bulbous bouffant.

3: Macadamia.

{At this point, it breaks completely into a song...read it FAST}

1: Gazebo.

2: Bulbous bouffant.

3: Macadamia.

1: Gazebo.

2: Bulbous bouffant.

3: Macadamia.

1: Gazebo.

2: Bulbous bouffant.

1: Blubber.

3: Macadamia.

1: Blubber. Gazebo. Blubber.

2: Bulbous bouffant.

3: Plethora. Macadamia.

1: Blubber. Gazebo. Blubber.

2: Bulbous bouffant.

3: Plethora. Macadamia.

2: Bamboozle.

1: Gazebo.

3: Igloo.

2: Bulbous bouffant.

3: Plethora. Macadamia.

2: Bamboozle.

1: Gazebo.

3: Igloo.

2: Bulbous bouffant.

3: Plethora. Macadamia.

1: Baloogah.

2: Bamboozle.

1: Gazebo.

3: Igloo.

2: Ploy.

1: Spatula.

3: Macadamia.

2: Bamboozle.

1: Gazebo.

3: Igloo.

2: Ploy.

3: Plethora. Macadamia.

1: Baloogah.

2: Bamboozle.

1: Gazebo.

2: Bulbous Bouffant.

3: Ploy.

1: Shin-dig. Baloogah.

3: Bamboozle.

1: Gazebo.

3: Igloo.

2: Bulbous bouffant.

3: Ploy.

1: Plethora.

3: Macadamia.

2: Bamboozle.

1: Baloogah. Gazebo.

1: Hullabaloo.

1: Gazebo.

3: Igloo.

2: Bulbous bouffant.

3: Ploy.

1: Plethora.

3: Macadamia.

2: Baboozle.

1: Baloogah. Gazebo.

1: Gaberdine.

1: Gazebo.

3: Igloo.

2: Bulbous bouffant.

3: Ploy.

1: Plethora.

3: Macadamia.

2: Baboozle.

1: Baloogah. Gazebo.

1: Tuberculosis.

1: Gazebo.

3: Igloo.

2: Bulbous bouffant.

3: Ploy.

1: Plethora.

3: Macadamia.

2: Baboozle.

1: Baloogah. Gazebo.

1: Foible.

1: Gazebo.

3: Igloo.

2: Bulbous bouffant.

3: Ploy.

1: Plethora.

3: Macadamia.

2: Baboozle.

1: Baloogah. Gazebo.

1: BUS!

~pause~

2: Ah, here comes the bus.

3: Oh, yeah.

1: Good.


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