j/k of course. But heres a new one for you... i want you to describe the oddest situation you can that you would ever consider eating glass...thats a toughie
I'm not sure I can think of any reason at all to eat glass, let alone one that would actually make me consider it. Let's see, reasons to eat glass:
1. Really bored.
*can think of much better things to do*
2. Nothing else to eat.
*has never been that hungry* Besides, wouldn't your mouth be even more tender if you hadn't eaten anything in a while?
3. Something is inside it.
But then all you would have to do is break it to get into it.
Could it even be done? I don't think my teeth are that strong. It could be melted and consumed as a beverage, I guess. But it would have to be really hot to not solidify and that would do some pretty permanent damage. And then when it does solidify in your stomach, it would coat the whole thing with glass and that doesn't sound like much fun either.
So I think I would have to say that there would be no possible way that I would eat glass. Sorry. I guess my analytical mind prevents me from making up something that is extremely absurd and improbable.
How about a truth that I might actually be able to respond to? 
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