I have wrestled with this dilemma for at least twelve nanoseconds - if you are watching football, how can you be adoring your Lady?
I was listening to football and bear in mind it was 8 in the morning. My lady is not a morning person
I know you cannot be doing both at the same time; Ladies know when that sharp inhaling of breath occurs that signals a goal....and they do not like it. At all
This has been noted
As it should be
Of course - it goes without saying
Excellent. You have accepted the one true path to not being poked.
*Has been poked several times during the course of the day*
Excalibur
Aviendha's Englishman