OK i didn't entirely understand all of daemon's pick up lines (is it cos i'm english) so here's some for other ppl (i know you're there) who didn't understand.

1) Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

2) Help the homeless-take me home with you.

3) I’m not from around here, can you tell me how to get to your house?

4) Do you have room in your bag for the keys to my Porsche?

5) I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?

6) Hello my name is chance. Do I have one?

7) Can you catch? I think I’m falling for you.

Are you tired? Cause you’ve been running through my mind all night.

9) I’m an organ donor. Need anything?

10) Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?

11) Your place or mine?

12) Have you got a boyfriend? Do you want a better one?

13) I don’t know your name but I’d like to call you mine.

14) The only thing you’re eyes haven’t told me is your name.

15) Are you a model?

16) If you leave now you’ll be running away with my heart.

17) Do you want me to call you in the morning or nudge you?

1 Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

19) I’ve lost my bed can I sleep in yours?

20) Are you looking for Mr Right or Mr Right Now?

21) I only have three months to live.

22) Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

23) I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman in the world tonight.

24) I think I love you.

25) Will you marry me?

26) Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?

27) Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?

2 You know you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

29) I think I could fall madly in bed with you.



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