We shall sanction him.

No... No... sanctioning is wrong, because it kills babies. Anyone who sanctions is a baby killer, and probably a young teen killer, too.

So, we'll use diplomatic pressure, because it has worked so well in the... Well, that hasn't worked. Nevermind, scratch that. It probably kills babies, too.

So we'll continue inspections. Yes. That is. Indefinite inspections. Logically, because Saddam and his regime has not and is not complying now, they just haven't gotten the hang of it, yet. It is a complicated process, and all the lies and so forth are simply due to faulty interpreters.

So there you have it. Not too complicated. I'd think a man of you your... Uh... well, I'd think you'd be able to figure it out. Guess not, though.


Here be Myth