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Re: Religious Toy Haiku. - - DIRTY. Captain Psyko - 18/01/2003 08:46:18 PM

the worlds gone to hell. Is nothing good anymore?

These Haikus are still quite good.


The times have changed, now
everything is reversed, I
Commeth on the lord

Jesus, my lover,
my silicone Savior
penetrate my soul.

Get thee behind me Satan!
The baby Jesus
Protects my open virtue

The Baby Jesus
Tender and mild inside me...
The second coming.

Come, sayeth the Lord
Come again, sayeth the Lord
fill yourself with Me.



Hmm... it seems they've added Judas...



 Keith (NOT BACK)
One always dies too soon-- or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are-- your life, and nothing else. - Garcin, No Exit




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Re: Religious Toy Haiku. - - DIRTY. Captain Psyko - 18/01/2003 08:46:18 PM 6 Views
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