They aren't... normal!
Okay... now how many of you actually came in here because that's cute? How many?
*raises hand*
1: Is it -really- that attractive/alluring to have a woman bat her lashes at you?
Yes
1a: if so... why?
Because it usually means-Hey Roger. You wild animal... Well, in most cases.
2:What flirting "techniques" actually work, and how effectively?
Oops! I dropped my pencil! Tee hee!
a: Flipping/showcasing of hair

b: Winking

c: Blowing kisses

d: Small, subtle touches or brushes on the arm/hand/etc
That one's good....
e: Smiling

f: Giggling/Laughing
This one's good....
g: Swaying of hips

h: Dropping of hanky or paper or books or whatever
Yeah.
i: Wiggle a beckoning finger (I'm running out of ideas, okay?)

j: Blushing

k: Revealing clothing

l: "Ignoring" you, except a few brief glances

3: Does any of the above bug you when females do it?
The ignoring thing. You b!tch.
4: Can't think of any other questions... except... Okay, what flirting techniques work on you?
The brushing...
Bonus for any females who've wandered in: What techniques do you find effective or not?


Jolly Roger
Verbing the Adjective Noun
RIP Kory