I'm interested in what foreign persons/beings/entities think and know about the Netherlands and the Dutch. So here are some challenging questions:

1. What's the first thing you associate with the Netherlands?
Dams
2. What's the first thing you associate with the Dutch?
marijuana
3. What food do you associate with the Netherlands?
Cheese!
4. Have you ever tried it?
Who has not?
if yes: Did you like it?
Of course!
if not: Are you willing to try it someday?

5. What drink do you associate with the Netherlands?
Beer
6. Have you ever tried it?
yes
if yes: Did you like it?
yes
if not: Are you going to drink it someday?

7. What sport do you associate with the Netherlands? and why?
I don't know.
8. Have you ever met someone who was Dutch (IRL)?
No, that is one of the few countries I have not met anyone from.
if yes: What was it like?

if not: Would you like to meet one?
I guess.
9. Have you ever dated someone who was Dutch?
no.
if yes: What was it like? would you do it again?

if not: Would you like to date one?
Sure.
10. Have you ever been to the Netherlands?
no.
if yes: Did you like it here? What do you remember?

if not: Do you think you'll ever visit the Netherlands?
Yes
11. Are you Dutch?
no
if yes: Why on earth are you taking this survey?

if not: Would you like to be one?
No, I like it where I am.
12. How would you describe the Netherlands?
Flat.
13. How would you describe a stereotype Dutchman?
Don't know.
14. Do you think I am a stereotype Dutch girl?
Don't know again
15. Do you know some Dutch words?
Nope.
if yes: give me some! (and their meaning )

if not: would you like to know some?
Not really.
Thanks for answering all my questions and a good day/night/week/month/year!
You too.