Why, just the other day, mom had me vacuum up the living room, just when I was about to go out with my friend to play with firecrackers!
And my sister's always telling me not to be in a bad mood when I'm not and it's actually she who's all prickly. And another thing, if I'm in a bad mood, that's all there is to it, I can't help not being in a bad mood, damn it.
*pauses to breathe*
Still, you gotta love women
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