1. What's the first thing you associate with the Netherlands?

people I know, then tulips and the funny shoes

2. What's the first thing you associate with the Dutch?

Again, people I know, and funny shoes

3. What food do you associate with the Netherlands?

marihuana cookies

4. Have you ever tried it?

no

if yes: Did you like it?

*skips question*

if not: Are you willing to try it someday?

doubt it. I do not like to mess with my mind.

5. What drink do you associate with the Netherlands?

beer

6. Have you ever tried it?

well, yes

if yes: Did you like it?

no, not overmuch

if not: Are you going to drink it someday?

7. What sport do you associate with the Netherlands? and why?

landhockey
because a friend of mine from the Netherlands played it, and she was the first I knew from the country

8. Have you ever met someone who was Dutch (IRL)?

plenty

if yes: What was it like?

they were all very nice people

if not: Would you like to meet one?

9. Have you ever dated someone who was Dutch?

no

if yes: What was it like? would you do it again?

if not: Would you like to date one?

no thank you, I've got my guy, and I do not think he'd like it

10. Have you ever been to the Netherlands?

no, but I swear I am going some day

if yes: Did you like it here? What do you remember?

if not: Do you think you'll ever visit the Netherlands?

see above. I want to go bicycling there.

11. Are you Dutch?

no!

if yes: Why on earth are you taking this survey?

if not: Would you like to be one?

not really, I like it where I am, and we are not constantly in danger of drowning...

12. How would you describe the Netherlands?

Flat and deep?

13. How would you describe a stereotype Dutchman?

funny

14. Do you think I am a stereotype Dutch girl?

might be

15. Do you know some Dutch words?

yes, some. Let me see: Ik speel teater?
was that right? learnt it very long ago

if yes: give me some! (and their meaning )

Let me see: Ik speel teater?
was that right? learnt it very long ago Means I play theatre.

if not: would you like to know some?

sure. would you teach me?




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