I thought it was the many hideous poisonous beasts you had... or are is that what you think tehanu and Two Wongs are?
I consider them to be Ladies of the Highest Quality, of great personal charm, intellect and integrity. It really goes without saying that they are truly magnificient.
I hereby withdraw my mild objections to their plans for you, and henceforth will seek to sell tickets, and protective clothing, for the event.
Druid
The Old Man of Oz
Object of Desire (retired)
The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.
"I blame Alric"