1. A pair of superbowl tickets?
I'm an Aussie, so they would mean nothing to me. Next!
2. A pair of World Cup tickets?
See above
3. A date with (pick one) Jennifer Lopez/ Ben Affleck?
Not a huge fan of Jennifer Lopez. Next!
4. A plasma screen television?
I would let you tie my tongue to the exhaust pipe of a car and drag me naked across a field of broken glass
5. A bit role in The Lord of the Rings movies?
Pass on this one. I'd prefer to be on the production side of things
6. A central role in The Lord of the Rings movies?
See above
7. A chance to play baseball for the Yankees?
Can't play...i'm an Aussie...if it was cricket however, well...i STILL wouldn't coz i can't play that either
8. To be on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Uhm...a half drunk bottle of Pepsi and a pack of gum
9. To be The Bachelor/ette?
*casually bypasses this question*
10. Another year of school?
What...you mean...go back? *gets a nervous eye twitch*
11. A higher-paying job?
Make sure that all the managers are gorgeous females and sleep my way up (i know, it's a hard job, but someone's gotta do it )
12. A personal phone call from wotmania Mike?
I'd give up my religon (i'm pretty sure i had one yesterday)
13. A dinner with Robert Jordan?
I'd freeze my right pinky in liquid nitrogen and see if it really DOES shatter like in the movies
14. A dinner with the author of your choice?

15. A dinner with the wotmaniac of your choice?
My friends' dog
16. The secret that is behind Door # 1, but you couldn't know till after you made the deal?
My 2002 calendar on the "Joy of Smoking" (12 months of bliss...seriously!!)


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