1. I hate jello.
2. I say I hate jello, but I've never actually had any.
3. I say I hate jello, but I feel kind of bad as everybody around me digs into a big bowl and I'm stuck with peanut butter.
4. I had an aunt who was smothered in a bowl of jello.
5. Bill Cosby sells jello.
6. There's jello, and then there's pudding.
7. Little kids think jello's gross.
8. Jello has been around for a while.
9. There are a lot of songs about jello.
10. I hate songs about jello.
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