1. A pair of superbowl tickets?
Nothing.
2. A pair of World Cup tickets?
Ditto
3. A date with (pick one) Jennifer Lopez/ Ben Affleck?
Ditto
4. A plasma screen television?
Ditto
5. A bit role in The Lord of the Rings movies?
Ditto
6. A central role in The Lord of the Rings movies?
Ditto
7. A chance to play baseball for the Yankees?
Ditto
8. To be on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
Ditto
9. To be The Bachelor/ette?
Ditto
10. Another year of school?
Ditto
11. A higher-paying job?
Prostitution.
12. A personal phone call from wotmania Mike?
Ditto 11.
13. A dinner with Robert Jordan?
11.
14. A dinner with the author of your choice?
11.
15. A dinner with the wotmaniac of your choice?
I'd pick up the phone and call.
16. The secret that is behind Door # 1, but you couldn't know till after you made the deal?
Nothing.
I'm here.