Perhaps 'tis more a question of how your mind works?
Bah!
There was innocent little me, placing you and Wongie on marble pedestals (with optional step-ladders for those that need them ), and now what do I find? Thinly veiled double entendres!
Woe is me, I am undone! Two (more) paragons of all the female virtues lost!
Words fail me! - as I am sure you have noticed
Druid
The Old Man of Oz
Object of Desire (retired)
The People's Front For Wongy Jnr.
"I blame Alric"