Something I found that I thought was funny . . .

1: Hi.
2: Hello.
1: Are you waiting for the bus?
2: Uh, yes I am, actually.
1: Hm.
1: I noticed you're not wearing any GALOSHES.
2: Uh, no I'm not...it's uh...it's sunny out...uh...no need for galoshes.
1: I'M wearing galoshes.
2: Hm.
1: GALOSHES.
2: Uh huh.
1: Did'ja read the paper today?
2: Uh, no, I haven't had a chance.
1: Did you read the thing about the ESKIMOS?
2: No.
1: Well the article was saying that the eskimos will eat the FAT from the whale.
2: Oh, yeah.
1: Do you know what that's called?
2: Uh, no, uh, I don't.
1: BLUBBER.
2: Oh, right.
1: BLUBBER.
2: Yeah, blubber.
1: That's what it's called.
2: Uh huh.
1: BLUBBER.
2: Right.
1: The Eskimos eat the BLUBBER.
2: Uh huh.
1: And the BLUBBER will come from different kinds of whales, you know?
2: Oh, yeah.
1: Sometimes it will come from a BALOOGAH whale.
2: Uh huh.
1: BALOOGAH!
2: Right, yeah.
1: Heh heh. They don't wear galoshes.
2: Who the, the whales?
1: NOOOOOOO. The ESKIMOS.
2: Oh no. That's right, they don't.
1: They wear MUKLUKS!
2: Uh huh.
1: MUKLUKS!
2: That's right; mukluks.
1: MAAAAAAAKLAAAAAAAAKKKKKSSS.
2: Yeah...mukluks.
1: Say it again.
2: Mukluks.
1: Say it LOUDER.
2: MUK--LUKS!
1: Um hmm...good eh?
2: Yeah, it is a good one...I didn't want to say it but uhh....I like it...
1: Say say say GALOSHES.
2: Galoshes.
1: Heh heh...it's good, eh?
2: Yeah, it's good.
1: Galoshes!
2: Galoshes!
1: Balooooooooogah!
2: Baloogah.
1: Blubber blubber blubber blubber...
2: Blubber MUKLUK!
1: Blubber...BALOOGAH!

3: Uh, excuse me.
2: Ahem.
3: Sorry, um....I didn't mean to interrupt whatever it was you were doing there...
2: Oh nah...it's OK!
3: Uh, ok. I just wanted to know if this is where the bus stops?
2: Uh yeah, ah...it should be here any minute actually.
3: OH, I see. Well, sorry to disturb you.
2: That's ok, we were just....uhhhh.....
{long pause}
1: Sir.
3: Yes?
1: PPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTT!
3: Yeah.
1: Look over there.
3: Across the street?
1: Yeah, yeah yeah.
3: Um-huh.
1: See that LADY?
3: Yes.
1: What kind of a hairstyle does she have?
3: Uh, that looks like a bouffant.
1: YES. A BOOOOOFFANT!
3: Yes, a bouffant.
2: Uh, actually, I...I couldn't help noticing that myself, it's sort-of what you might call a, a bulbous bouffant.
3: Yes, a bulbous bouffant.
1: BULBOUS BOUFFANT.
3: Bouffant.
1: BLUBBER
2: GALOSHES!!!
1: Heh heh. Mukluks!
2: Bulbous bouffant.
1: Mukluk mukluk. heh heh.
3: MACADAMIA.
1 & 2: Ooooooohhhhhhhhh. heh heh.
3: Macadamia.
1: Ga-ze-bo!
2: ./' Bulbous bouffant.
3: Macadamia.
{At this point, it breaks completely into a song...read it FAST}
1: Gazebo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Macadamia.
1: Gazebo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Macadamia.
1: Gazebo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
1: Blubber.
3: Macadamia.
1: Blubber. Gazebo. Blubber.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Plethora. Macadamia.
1: Blubber. Gazebo. Blubber.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Plethora. Macadamia.
2: Bamboozle.
1: Gazebo.
3: Igloo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Plethora. Macadamia.
2: Bamboozle.
1: Gazebo.
3: Igloo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Plethora. Macadamia.
1: Baloogah.
2: Bamboozle.
1: Gazebo.
3: Igloo.
2: Ploy.
1: Spatula.
3: Macadamia.
2: Bamboozle.
1: Gazebo.
3: Igloo.
2: Ploy.
3: Plethora. Macadamia.
1: Baloogah.
2: Bamboozle.
1: Gazebo.
2: Bulbous Bouffant.
3: Ploy.
1: Shin-dig. Baloogah.
3: Bamboozle.
1: Gazebo.
3: Igloo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Ploy.
1: Plethora.
3: Macadamia.
2: Bamboozle.
1: Baloogah. Gazebo.
1: Hullabaloo.
1: Gazebo.
3: Igloo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Ploy.
1: Plethora.
3: Macadamia.
2: Baboozle.
1: Baloogah. Gazebo.
1: Gaberdine.
1: Gazebo.
3: Igloo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Ploy.
1: Plethora.
3: Macadamia.
2: Baboozle.
1: Baloogah. Gazebo.
1: Tuberculosis.
1: Gazebo.
3: Igloo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Ploy.
1: Plethora.
3: Macadamia.
2: Baboozle.
1: Baloogah. Gazebo.
1: Foible.
1: Gazebo.
3: Igloo.
2: Bulbous bouffant.
3: Ploy.
1: Plethora.
3: Macadamia.
2: Baboozle.
1: Baloogah. Gazebo.
1: BUS!
~pause~
2: Ah, here comes the bus.
3: Oh, yeah.
1: Good.


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