I recieved this e-mail from my boss of all things, and promptly sent it on to several of my friends. It has been sent to the president etc, but I thought I would just post it here for good measure I know how you love to listen to me

your boss sounds like a good man

HELLO AMERICA

The USA is on the brink of war. An aggressive and unpredictable leader is spreading fear and insecurity. His name is George W. Bush.

I think you are giving too much credit to Bush. More like: "aggressive and yet stupid and unpredictable "

Mr. Bush possesses massive arsenals of weapons of mass destruction.

He claims he has the right to use them.

He was never elected by a majority of his people.

(32 % of adult Americans voted for Bush. He got 539,989 less votes than opponent Al Gore)

He leads a regime, where he himself ? and a rich elite - enjoy enormous wealth and growing privileges, while millions live in poverty and despair.

This does give too much credit to Bush. More like simply: "He is an over-opinoinated fool and is a pawn in the regime where the rich elite..."

People of ethnic minorities are oppressed and humiliated.

You mean... they are not supposed to be oppressed and humiliated?

His country ranks highest in the world with regard to

not signing human rights treaties.

What about environment??? That is like another one of Bushs stupidest stupidities. His (my) country is the least environmentally friendly. This makes no sense since it is also the richest and should be able to easily clean up.

We thank you, America!

We know that most Americans want peace, prosperity and justice for all.

You are good people, like most people are, in Iraq, Israel, Palestine, Korea, Ukraine, Australia, Norway, Mexico, Canada, Germany, Indonesia, Brazil, India, Bolivia, Iran, Uganda, Portugal and elsewhere.

We thank you for giving us Abraham Lincoln, Bessie Smith, Elvis Presley, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Hank Williams, Martin Luther King jr., Toni Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Jesse Owens, Woody Allen, Miles Davis, Ernest Hemingway, Helen Keller, Madonna, John Steinbeck, Jimmy Carter, Julia Roberts, Muhammad Ali and many more.

Uh... you might want to take Ernest Hemingway off that list. That is a liability.

If we can do anything to help you

get rid of George W. Bush

before he wrecks your reputation

and messes up the whole planet,

please let us know!

Um... build a space arc and get off the planet as fast as you can 'cause Bush a'int leav'n


"With the recent accomplishment of the manned lunar landing.... The 1981 manned Mars mission (1982 landing on Mars) is shown as an integral part of the total space program in the next two decades."
- Space Task Group August 4. 1969