This week, this messageboard experienced what was, for me at least, a very enlightening and educational debate.

really? must have blinked and missed it.

Firstly, I would to thank one mary-jane for her post about why boobs sucked. It was terrifically wonderful to hear about her stance on the issue. I mean, why *DO* we need breast unless we are nursing? Hell, why do we need any body parts at all? Lets remove our brains while we are at it? Or our legs! I mean, does the average wotmaniac get off their quokkas arse enough times during the day to necessitate the use of legs?

Um, sorry, my mind is still jelly. It's hard to hear words like 'boobs' and 'sucked' together in the same sentence you know.

As always, I like to hear the other side of the story. So I feel a heads up is due to Lord Escobar. I loved that you felt comfortable among us, your internet brethen, to divulge information about your pre-breakfast woodies. Also, I was delighted to hear about how your balls chaffed more than your penis or , as you hypothesized, a pair of female breasts. Thank-you.

Yes well that's what crabs will do to you you know.

Next week, I'm looking forward to hear more about your periniums and bodily odours. Don't dissappoint me y'hear!

You can count on wads.




Gena:
Good friends must not always be together; It is the feeling of oneness when distant that proves a lasting friendship