I am actually answering this question because I have to read the crap and the gravy that shows up on this MB day in and day out ... so to lead you down the right path first I suggest you go back to the Old Community Board and search for posts by the following people:
Fanatic (Fan, F.)
MatsGamblingBuddy (MGB)
Wulf'gar
M'Hael
Kuke (Kucumber Joe)
Zaphod
... amongst many many others ...
These are some of my favorite posters, whom usually have something incredibly funny/witty to say and make my job worth doing. If you feel like emulating them - do your homework first ... and make sure you use intelligence in your humor ...
Those are the key ingredients and hopefully we will see some good stuff from you ...
if not I will delete you ... .
ROONAS
Admin
Near-Brother to Jeordam
KORY, JOE - you both are missed!
"Oh, in the company of the privileged and the nearly damned
Mixing like a cocktail of pure spirits slammed" ~ 311