OK... plain and simple: boobs suck. The only reason we even have mammaries is so we can feed our children when they are babies. Other than that, they serve absolutley no useful purpose. NO! Butt cleavage and boob cleavage are about the same so we can attract heathen males from both front and back. (It must be true I saw it on the Learning channel, "The nature of sex" or "The science of sex" a few years back) But other than those two things, they have NO purpose whatsoever.

They get in our way, flop around when we run and cause incredible back pain.
I don't dance much because of that. they are a major source of insecurity and embarrassment for many females young and old. How many girls who start "blossoming" do you know try to wear baggy shirts and HIDE them? think of the agony and humiliation of having your bra snapped by a boy the first time. They are far from fun. Especially if you are blessed with early puberty and large breasts. so men, it's not nice to call attention to them constantly. (beside the fact that it's rude and sexist-admire them quietly please aside from the occasional comments)

The Amazons used to cut off their left breast to improve their archery ( anyone who's ever had their nipple twanged by a bowstring will be able to understand that)...personally I don't understand how Birgitte does it.
Ok that has not happened to me before... but they do get in the way. I wish I could say, "Yeah that happened to me the other day"

Sure, guys like 'em but they don't have to haul them around all day, do they? UGH. I have back pain. and also bad posture form slouching to try to hide them when I was younger. Damn things. Instead of burning bras during the 60's and 70's they should have figured out to get rid of the things that require them completely! I am not serious about that

My question to any men who have wives/girlfriends who breastfeed their children... do you see them (breasts)any diferently after you see their breasts used the way they are supposed to be used? are they (breasts)less a turn on?
I am asking this because my husband and I are thinking about having children soon and I am most likely insecure as being seen as not sexy




I believe only news and research that validates my opinion. Everything else is conspiracy and lies.

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