1. Penises can protrude embarrisingly at times, and for no good reason. When i sleep over at my girlfriends house, and i wake up with a little morning wood, she always laughs at me, and her parents always give me a look, and you cant get rid of it!
*sigh* i hate it when that happens

2. When they do protured, it ruins the fit of your jeans. It stretches out the material. And if you wear well fitting jeans, can be real embarrising. Iv been caught in that postition, but got out of it by acting natural and not showing my embarisment, thank god it worked.
i have no problems going naked, so the jeans can stay nice and unstretched if i'm that happy

3. The testicles are extremly sensative. I dont care what women say about breasts, the bits and pieces (especially the pieces) are far too sensitive for thier own good. Once i was playing dodge ball in the ninth grade, and i hit in the groin with bean bag. O the pain was unbearable, and it left me defensless. Then fifteen minutes later i was just bumpted into lightly, and the pain came back! My voice was definitly a few decibles higher.
you can only recall getting hit in the balls once?!?! you've led a happy life then, my friend

4. Now this is a common fact about guys. Our testicles itch like a mother. Its a fact, and its not exactly easy tot itch em. We usually have to wait out the discomfort, or find diversions to fool friends/family.
I don't have any problem scratching them...it's not soemthing I do if I'm with somebody, but I got no problems scratching if they itch.

So the next time a woman bitches about her breasts, think on the penis/testicles. Be happy with what you get!
I think I'd rather have what I got than a pair of boobs



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