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Re: Why boobs suck Lord Psynister - 29/01/2003 09:32:15 PM

OK... plain and simple: boobs suck. The only reason we even have mammaries is so we can feed our children when they are babies. Other than that, they serve absolutley no useful purpose.
finding a mate isn't a useful purpose? hmm, ok

They get in our way, flop around when we run and cause incredible back pain.
well, if you find a man then he'll gladly massage all that pain away for you

The Amazons used to cut off their left breast to improve their archery ( anyone who's ever had their nipple twanged by a bowstring will be able to understand that)...personally I don't understand how Birgitte does it.
the Amazons were freaks!!! but still....that's just...WRONG!

Sure, guys like 'em but they don't have to haul them around all day, do they?
no, we don't. but if it bothers you that much, i'm sure you can find a guy that'll help you with them


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Why boobs suck Mary Jane - 29/01/2003 09:10:34 PM 526 Views
*blinks* Kit - 29/01/2003 09:14:04 PM 122 Views
One more use.... Kory - 29/01/2003 09:14:31 PM 101 Views
I like breasts Manusho - 29/01/2003 09:14:34 PM 72 Views
thats bad Manusho - 29/01/2003 09:15:21 PM 1 Views
LOL mary jane - 29/01/2003 09:16:17 PM 1 Views
*sings along* *NM* Kory - 29/01/2003 09:17:20 PM 1 Views
has used them.... mary jane - 29/01/2003 09:17:22 PM 1 Views
Yeah, i heard about that..... *NM* Kory - 29/01/2003 09:18:18 PM 1 Views
wait til you're 50 wads - 29/01/2003 09:21:44 PM 72 Views
noooooo!!! Manusho - 29/01/2003 09:22:41 PM 1 Views
doesn't want to think about that *NM* mary jane - 29/01/2003 09:22:57 PM 1 Views
They have pills to fix that now Kitara - 29/01/2003 09:24:22 PM 1 Views
Back pain?? Gen Aiel - 29/01/2003 09:27:34 PM 44 Views
haha that reminds me Manusho - 29/01/2003 09:27:42 PM 1 Views
This amuses me. Luna - 29/01/2003 09:27:50 PM 49 Views
ok think about this.... wads - 29/01/2003 09:28:01 PM 1 Views
I would hope that thru the wonders of modern science Kory - 29/01/2003 09:28:15 PM 1 Views
less talk about views, more about breasts! *NM* Manusho - 29/01/2003 09:28:55 PM 1 Views
Wonderful, wads. Luna - 29/01/2003 09:29:20 PM 1 Views
pills? wads - 29/01/2003 09:29:23 PM 1 Views
AHHHHHHH!! MY BRAIN IS MELTING!!!! *NM* Manusho - 29/01/2003 09:29:47 PM 1 Views
I notice . . . Luna - 29/01/2003 09:30:35 PM 1 Views
it means that... mary jane - 29/01/2003 09:30:38 PM 1 Views
heh wads - 29/01/2003 09:31:23 PM 1 Views
Exactly Luna - 29/01/2003 09:31:33 PM 1 Views
hay, I'mnot gonna lie Manusho - 29/01/2003 09:31:52 PM 1 Views
It means that boobs rule!!!.... hmm double intende... *NM* Kory - 29/01/2003 09:32:04 PM 1 Views
Re: Why boobs suck Lord Psynister - 29/01/2003 09:32:15 PM 58 Views
are you suggesting.... wads - 29/01/2003 09:32:17 PM 1 Views
Luna - 29/01/2003 09:32:42 PM 1 Views
Hay!! Manusho - 29/01/2003 09:33:09 PM 1 Views
Never heard of a surgery to firm, just enlarge or shrink Kitara - 29/01/2003 09:33:15 PM 1 Views
Lol! Luna - 29/01/2003 09:33:56 PM 1 Views
sweet wads - 29/01/2003 09:34:01 PM 1 Views
I like boobs, but not too large Chorabliss - 29/01/2003 09:35:54 PM 70 Views
implants wads - 29/01/2003 09:36:07 PM 1 Views
Found it. Luna - 29/01/2003 09:36:20 PM 1 Views
Hay is for horses... *NM* mary jane - 29/01/2003 09:36:29 PM 1 Views
OMG!!!!!! nooooooooo Kory - 29/01/2003 09:36:35 PM 1 Views
*NM* Kory - 29/01/2003 09:37:38 PM 1 Views
good retort *NM* Manusho - 29/01/2003 09:37:48 PM 1 Views
I hate to sound inquisitive . . . Luna - 29/01/2003 09:38:58 PM 1 Views
good wads - 29/01/2003 09:38:58 PM 1 Views
*arches eyebrow slightly....* Gen Aiel - 29/01/2003 09:39:05 PM 1 Views
Re: Why boobs suck mary jane - 29/01/2003 09:39:19 PM 1 Views
ROFLMAO *NM* Kory - 29/01/2003 09:39:40 PM 1 Views
Oh, I've seen it Kit - 29/01/2003 09:40:59 PM 1 Views
Yeah, see.... that's just wrong. Kory - 29/01/2003 09:40:59 PM 1 Views
*decides to hang out with Kit....* *NM* Kory - 29/01/2003 09:42:07 PM 1 Views
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! wads - 29/01/2003 09:42:23 PM 1 Views
you dont know who uma thurman is? Manusho - 29/01/2003 09:43:20 PM 1 Views
hey Kory - 29/01/2003 09:45:10 PM 1 Views
Re: Why boobs suck Lord Psynister - 29/01/2003 09:45:14 PM 1 Views
I don't get out much. Luna - 29/01/2003 09:45:34 PM 1 Views
sorry Manusho - 29/01/2003 09:46:09 PM 1 Views
hey! wads - 29/01/2003 09:46:28 PM 1 Views
word up *NM* Manusho - 29/01/2003 09:46:35 PM 1 Views
*agrees* Kory - 29/01/2003 09:47:01 PM 1 Views
Actually . . . Luna - 29/01/2003 09:47:11 PM 1 Views
Accepts *NM* mary jane - 29/01/2003 09:47:48 PM 1 Views
Re: I hate to sound inquisitive . . . Kalin - 29/01/2003 09:47:56 PM 1 Views
sure, thats what they all say *NM* Manusho - 29/01/2003 09:48:02 PM 1 Views
i liked her best in gattaca Chorabliss - 29/01/2003 09:48:11 PM 1 Views
Re: *arches eyebrow slightly....* Lord Psynister - 29/01/2003 09:48:34 PM 1 Views
Ok, .... Kory - 29/01/2003 09:49:00 PM 1 Views
~glares~ Luna - 29/01/2003 09:49:13 PM 1 Views
As I said . . . Luna - 29/01/2003 09:50:13 PM 1 Views
also, i dont wanna get in trouble Manusho - 29/01/2003 09:50:19 PM 1 Views
Kory - 29/01/2003 09:50:20 PM 1 Views
LOL *Joins in the singing* *NM* Lord Psynister - 29/01/2003 09:50:27 PM 1 Views
bah, go watch your tellatubies *NM* Manusho - 29/01/2003 09:51:20 PM 1 Views
Re: Luna - 29/01/2003 09:51:47 PM 1 Views
A few? Kory - 29/01/2003 09:52:09 PM 1 Views
Those things are scary. Luna - 29/01/2003 09:52:39 PM 1 Views
Re: A few? Luna - 29/01/2003 09:54:15 PM 1 Views
*shrugs* Kory - 29/01/2003 09:54:17 PM 1 Views
it was Manusho - 29/01/2003 09:54:51 PM 1 Views
*Gives Beki a hand...or two* *NM* Lord Psynister - 29/01/2003 09:55:11 PM 1 Views
Re: *shrugs* Luna - 29/01/2003 09:55:26 PM 1 Views
yeah, I've seen it at my friends house Manusho - 29/01/2003 09:55:52 PM 1 Views
Gattaca was a great movie... *NM* Kory - 29/01/2003 09:56:23 PM 1 Views
no Manusho - 29/01/2003 09:56:50 PM 1 Views
I know! Luna - 29/01/2003 09:57:13 PM 1 Views
hmmmm, Kory - 29/01/2003 09:58:08 PM 1 Views
space, probably *NM* Manusho - 29/01/2003 09:58:29 PM 1 Views
Thanks Kory - 29/01/2003 10:00:51 PM 1 Views
Reduction Vs Augmentation mary jane - 29/01/2003 10:02:56 PM 76 Views
Don't feel bad... Kory - 29/01/2003 10:03:07 PM 1 Views
heh, you know it. *NM* LewsIsMine - 29/01/2003 10:05:20 PM 1 Views
Well, it is the old saying... Kory - 29/01/2003 10:06:01 PM 1 Views
Re: Don't feel bad... Kalin - 29/01/2003 10:06:15 PM 1 Views
Re: Reduction Vs Augmentation Lord Psynister - 29/01/2003 10:09:01 PM 1 Views
LMAO!!! That's just wrong. *NM* LewsIsMine - 29/01/2003 10:10:05 PM 1 Views
no trick really Kory - 29/01/2003 10:12:02 PM 1 Views
Used to sing that mary jane - 29/01/2003 10:14:20 PM 1 Views
Re: Reduction Vs Augmentation Kalin - 29/01/2003 10:15:05 PM 1 Views
*hugs Jason* Kory - 29/01/2003 10:15:42 PM 1 Views
No danglies around tho were there? *NM* Kory - 29/01/2003 10:16:52 PM 1 Views
right on! *NM* mary jane - 29/01/2003 10:18:50 PM 1 Views
not at 15 *NM* mary jane - 29/01/2003 10:20:13 PM 1 Views
ah, what the heck... *hugs kalin too* Kory - 29/01/2003 10:21:43 PM 1 Views
LOL, you been reading up on your lessons, bro? *NM* Lord Psynister - 29/01/2003 10:24:33 PM 1 Views
Well said *NM* Lord Psynister - 29/01/2003 10:26:48 PM 1 Views
yeah, studying away... *NM* Kory - 29/01/2003 10:26:50 PM 1 Views
I rather like boobs. They make good pillows... *NM* Tredogg - 29/01/2003 10:35:15 PM 7 Views
Well. That explains it. Luna - 29/01/2003 10:52:41 PM 1 Views
Re: Why boobs suck RanaSedai - 30/01/2003 02:33:11 AM 31 Views
Don't you mean "entendre"? Double entendre? *NM* Catriona Sedai - 30/01/2003 03:11:00 AM 1 Views
björnkramar min väninna Kory - 30/01/2003 03:24:21 AM 1 Views
no.... "double entente" Kory - 30/01/2003 03:35:14 AM 1 Views
*Loves your use of "suck" and "boobs" together!* *NM* Eyeless Myrddraal - 30/01/2003 04:24:22 AM 4 Views
Re: Why boobs suck and a question for all men ... Avendesora - 30/01/2003 10:28:05 AM 38 Views
*Is dying to write a "Why I Suck Boobs" parody* M`Hael - 30/01/2003 10:31:59 AM 15 Views
If I see any . . . Luna - 30/01/2003 10:35:29 AM 1 Views
Well, I prefer women with small breasts myself. *NM* Dart - 30/01/2003 10:35:59 AM 1 Views
Kory - 30/01/2003 11:00:13 AM 1 Views
Ahhhh, good ole pervy kit, Dorinde Sedai - 30/01/2003 12:31:22 PM 1 Views
*kram* *NM* RanaSedai - 30/01/2003 01:29:36 PM 1 Views
I kinda have to agree Vivien - 30/01/2003 03:07:10 PM 12 Views
Re: Why boobs suck and a question for all men ... Lord Psynister - 30/01/2003 05:02:10 PM 1 Views
I would reply but Honest Ron - 30/01/2003 07:13:59 PM 11 Views
I don't mind 'em! *NM* CrazedWeasel - 30/01/2003 08:09:42 PM 4 Views
*chuckles* oh sure, now you want to hang with me Kitara - 31/01/2003 01:05:09 PM 1 Views
You just want my connections *NM* Kit - 31/01/2003 01:09:12 PM 1 Views
You betcha!! Kory - 31/01/2003 04:28:20 PM 1 Views
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